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Chicken Rice
03:23
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Hello new arrivals welcome to the deep end
First world concrete third world system
Mute bystander has a lot of questions
Looking for the answer stay under the radar
Sunblock Ray-Bans fibre-optic broadband
Social media high-tech surveillance
No one wants an answer so why ask the question
Ch ch chicken rice
Everybody loves chicken rice
We are now disciples of rope and rattan
Youth of a nation Clockwork Orange
Brain scan book ban movie ban contraband Bootcamp can I see your license what is your reason can't you find reclaimed land
No imagination only commission
What's the motivation f*ck campaigns
and f*ck your competition.
Ch ch chicken rice ch ch chicken rice
Let the truth be known that there's no truth
in telling people lies but truth be told when lies are sold by people wearing ties
Make you buy the things you don't need
with money you don't have
Impress the motherf*ckers you don't like
So why the f*ck is that and where's your head at You marry for the money get hitched for the flat
Never 'bout the honey always about the stats
Slave to material always artificial
Never intellectual kinda superficial
It's jaded and cynical try to keep it real and then you sue me fine me cane me jail me bleed me push me out of the country blind me deaf me Daddy what's a movie enslave me castrate me make me choose my family my ID what's dear to me controlling my own money
Ch ch ch ch chicken rice
Ch ch chicken rice
Ch ch ch ch ch ch Chicken rice
I love chicken rice
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2. |
Club Singapura
01:57
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Kanena Singapura I love you you hate me
This is a love song for all you homesick refugees
Jail us cane us try to make us tremble in our knees
Cannot stop us dancing in the rain and singing free
Kanena Singapura I love you you hate me
This is a love song for all you homesick refugees
Jail us cane us try to make us tremble in our knees
Cannot stop us dancing in the rain and singing free
Die die must try die die must buy peace and harmony
People actually so poor they only have money
Reaching out together for remote controlled TV
Hahahaha everything is always so funny
Feeling strong and free but also quite thirsty
Why can't I have drinking water in the MRT
Contribute to nation building contribute to me
NRIC S7964512B
Kanena Singapura I love you you hate me
This is a love song for all you homesick refugees
Jail us cane us try to make us tremble in our knees
Cannot stop us dancing in the rain and singing free
Happy 50 years of lock and load in tyranny
From fear of sticking out your neck in case of blasphemy
They come for you at night after you pray your soul to keep
Better keep it down my son you’re not supposed to speak
Have you seen my Selfie stick come let's all take Wefie
Homogeneous culture monotonous life story
Xenophobic people live to work or work to live
No choice here must pick a race and nationality
What the f*ck you lookin at and why you stare at me
What the f*ck you lookin at and why you stare at me
What the f*ck you lookin at and why you stare at me
Kanena Singapura I love you you hate me
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3. |
Daddy Daddy
01:38
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Daddy Daddy what is a hip-hop rap
Send me to school I come home talk like that
Did you saw my toothbrush can borrow me your hat
Some more so proud and so hungry for respect
Forget about it I already did thought of that
Would it kill you to stick a 'h' in ‘tis’ and ‘tat’
Four mother tongues and not one in the bag
Daddy you not scared Daddy I scared
Daddy Daddy what is a job what is my name
Can you told me how to rap and taught me how to sing
Eh I thought you making fun of Uncle Sam
Do I need to slang so everyone can understand
So how come all your words have little 't's in the end
I beg your pardon can you please say that again
Sorry one more time can you please say that again
Sorry one more time can you please say that again
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4. |
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Good evening Sir good evening Ma'am
Good evening Master Lim
A pleasure to serve you again can I get you a drink
Nevermind take your time and give my bell a ring
Dinner will be ready soon with all your favourite things
Oh my Rosita oh my Rosita oh my oh my
Thank you ma'am you're the man
my kingdom and my queen
Salamat for having me with love from Philippines
On my feet to scratch your itch your right my privilege
Keep your conscience squeaky clean
while I tiptoe for my meed
Oh my Rosita go fetch my guitar oh my oh my
Five concrete walls closing in my door but not my key
Tecno brand electro fan but Ma'am she cannot breathe
No God here till Sunday morning prayers said in vain
Only time to check the time but not enough to sing
Oh my Rosita oh my Rosita oh my oh my
Call me ‘helper’ call me ‘aid’ if it makes you feel okay
Raise your children hold your hand until your ripe old age
I'm the only one who knows your pleasure and your pain
Please be good to me because I need more than one day
Oh my Rosita Oh my Rosita oh my oh my
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5. |
Cannot Lose w/ O$P$
04:23
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Boy-Boy not scared Daddy got money
So why you scared
Download films from Piratebay
Better don't let people catch
Later police come find you and then aiyah sure regret
Boy-Boy study hard Daddy will buy you DVD set
Come go play water faster take your swimming cap
Tuition teacher come already with her baseball bat
Girl-Girl road got car-car make your mummy very scared
Hold my hand and cross more better
won't get heart attack
How many times must I tell you
Don't listen how you learn respect
Children nowadays very very very very very very very sad
Children nowadays very very very very very very very sad
Children nowadays very very very very very very very sad
Aiyah aiyoh everything dunno
Ah Boy why you so stupid your EQ why so low
3 plus 4 is what faster girl why you add so slow
Car bang you then how like that huh
Kill you then you know
Some more later Aksi Mat Yoyo play skateboard Nintendo
Ten-pin bowling tennis swimming fencing plus yoyo
7th Dan black belt Taekwondo still scared of Laek1yo
Sekali his ghost come find you how
Then die-die must kowtow
Don't come and act cute don't act tough
don't act cool don't act blur
Darling want to fall down is it wanna go hospital
Ah Girl marry Ang Moh man more better for career
Kor Kor become army officer-cum-engineer
How many times must I tell you
don't listen how you learn lidat
Children nowadays really really really really
need one tight slap
Children nowadays really really really really
need one tight slap
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6. |
Oblong [In The Rain]
02:21
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Amos Yee you win already what thing you doing
Insult our nation father some more make fun of his dream
Speak your mind sing song talk cock
Didn’t ask for permission
Better don't let people see the real Singaporean
Oh no too late already the video uploading
Yaya Papaya must got his 15 minute fame
Faster right-click the file then save then share then complain
F*cker not scared we all scared
Come let's go report him
Suck my oblong d*ck m**********r
Suck my oblong d*ck
Daddy got an oblong d*ck so we can all suck it
Suck my oblong d*ck m**********r
Suck my oblong d*ck
Daddy got an oblong d*ck so we can all suck it
Suck my oblong d*ck m**********r
Suck my oblong d*ck
Daddy got an oblong d*ck so we can all suck it
Suck my oblong d*ck m**********r
Suck my oblong d*ck
Daddy got an oblong d*ck so we can all suck it
Did you thought about it because I did thought of it
To what does it entails to be a so-called hypocrite
Pray for money pray for health and pray for all our sins
But most of all pray Amos Yee kena raped in prison
Mummy Daddy kowtow already to say sorry
How to let him off the hook he make us look stupid
Cannot show mercy otherwise people think we weak
Better shut his mouth for good and feed him his own d*ck
Suck my oblong d*ck m**********r
Suck my oblong d*ck
Daddy got an oblong d*ck so we can all suck it
Suck my oblong d*ck m**********r
Suck my oblong d*ck
Daddy got an oblong d*ck so we can all suck it
Suck my oblong d*ck m**********r
Suck my oblong d*ck
Daddy got an oblong d*ck so we can all suck it
Suck my oblong d*ck m**********r
Suck my oblong d*ck
Daddy got an oblong d*ck so we can all suck it
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7. |
Win Oreddy [KMaster]
03:48
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Aiyah what the f*ck is your problem
Typical f*cktype got how no patience
Ceebai wanna eat don't wanna queue
Cannot sleep don‘t wanna chill play iPhone
Nothing ever good enough for posers
Whole life only know to dress like others
Integrated lifestyle no sound no count
So how now kow beh kow who
Eat sleep shit work eat shit repeat
Nothing ever gets done everything cheat
Cheap buys cheap work good for nothing
Maximum wage also cannot afford to sing
You eat already Yes I already eat
Whole life pass motion where you speak
You shit already No I only pass urine
And play with my kukubird until my cock steam
You want to scold also don’t scold until like that mah
Later lose face lose until got no more face to lose sia
See what see stare what stare
You never see before ah
No need to be so scared one
Our government owe you money what
Brother you don’t say what ah don’t play play
Inside lion city cannot anyhow say one
What to do the rules are rules
Unless you change the game
Take you by the bloody horns and beat until you tame
Kau sial wah lau eh you stupid one is it
After use toilet wash hand also must teach
Kanena bu chow ceebai you just now say what thing
Teacher never teach you how then where you learn to sing
Never shout loud never kowtow never beat
Didn’t scold you didn’t cane you why you pee
Chairman Mao style did you thought about it how
If you dont know how then how the f*ck I know
If you wanna live long eat chicken feet
If you wanna die young smuggle dope sh*t
This is home truly where I know I must be
If you want a reckoning then come and hang me
You want to scold also don’t scold until like that mah
Later lose face lose until got no more face to lose sia
See what see stare what stare
You never see before ah
No need to be so scared one
Our government owe you money what
Kee ciu who here want to make more money
Put your hands up people faster let me see
Buy now save more buy more save now
Win already you win already
You win already I win already she win already he win already you win already I win already
she win already he win already you win already I win already she win already he win already you win already I win already she win already he win already
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8. |
Buy One Get All Free
04:10
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Buddha check one two I pray for Singapore
50-year commercial itch scratch it 'til you sore
Businessman congressman build the shopping mall
Owe money pay money blood stains on your door
Profit margin professor School of Business-Pop
Keep you on your feet at night with everything you own
Raise rent bank lend you money to pay more
Happy hour Orchard Tower four floors of whores
Auntie burn joss stick uncle sell fish ball
Master says who ask them last time never study law
Die-die now must work until you die at 84
Hungry ghost got no more chance to win the lucky draw
‘Bangla’ ‘Ching Chong’ ‘Chow Ang Moh’
Foreign talent built our homes and sleep on our floor
LGBT humans rights must use back door
Pledge ourselves as one united one Singapore
Monkey see monkey do since 1963
Hop onto the Bandwagon hashtag SG50
Local talent represent what you tell me
Mediocre artists holding Mediacorp scripts
Straits Times wordsmiths-cum-Juice magazine
Circle jerk your pride and pump it deep into your veins
To unsubscribe identify yourself to sign in
Or lean into the barrel of a loaded M-16
Join us as we celebrate our island of dreams
Blow your hard earned savings pissing fuel into the wind
Ministry military for half a century
Marching to the rhythm of the fortune cat's swing
No I can't eat I can't sleep I can't feel anything
Can someone tell me what's the point of rote learning
And better make it fast I need to feed the machine
Cause if I don't I won't get treated like a human being
Lawyer doctor buy one get one free
Flaming Lamborghinis all rev not enough street
My religion's not a business I just take what I need
The pastor stuck in prison told the monk
who likes to cheat
Redemption songs performed by bankers
rich enough to quit
Musicians get a day job to make ends
that never meet
When I grow up I wanna read and write poetry
F*ck your mother over father's dead body
You think that all the white chicks wanna stroke your GDP
You say this place has finally found its true identity
Copy paste copy paste unique but actually
Can't leave well enough alone for self-discovery
Camera Lights Action TV
Singer songwriter all bite no teeth
Homegrown acts can't find homegrown gigs
Shake leg f*ckspider 8 Days every week
Oonce oonce oonce oonce DJ monotony
‘69’ each other featuring spineless MCs
No one cares and none dares to bite the hand that feeds
Just cover songs from 100 bands
Buy one get all free
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10. |
Me & You [iyer Edit]
04:39
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Oh no I think I’m screwed
Educated and still misunderstood
Work save and buy live and let die
chasin' jewels
Lookin' so fine you blow your own mind
and wank your soul
Solo I don't need any crew
Irritated all the time I just wanna chill
No reason why I step out of line
Just to break your rules
Get by just fine I take my own time
To sing out of tune
Mojo is free for all to use
So complicated for those who sell and abuse
Learn to abide read all and sign by the book
Teach you to divide, demand and supply
Lose all feel
Oh no I think I'm screwed
So loaded
F*ck me
F*ck you
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11. |
Year Of The Snitch
02:37
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I am free to say anything except when I'm not free
Put in jail by a politician voted in by me
Feeling sad I am glad it's not happening to me
I was born in the year of the rat and chicken sh*t
It's a test try your best why pay more why buy less
Teacher teach speech impediment it's our element
Dig a ditch digger please stack your dues
Rack your fees do your homework get in shape
Style your hair before you sleep
Get a gig skin a tree f*ck a hole slip a Rolex on your wrist hell yes I will pass your test Predictable like teeth
Win the race save your face in record time for holding pee flex my hairless chest like a hairy beast and then I sing
City of lions pull your heart strings
Better keep it real better don't sing
Everybody shouts but no one says a thing
I will take the rap and you can be the rat
And we can all be kings
Vomit the story choke on the motive
To be or not to be the sh*t you know you'll never be
Yellow belly cough up more yellow pleghm
Do you swallow or spit
I prefer to drink a pint of piss than eat a sh*t
Some mouths will never speak
Some eyes will never seek
They rather hitch a ride with some bandwagon industry
A budding mentorship or membership for sucking d*ck
Cock flavoured lollipop meets ass-smelling spit
F*ck you why do I have to leave And if I got a problem why don‘t you f*ckin’ leave
But I can wait and see or choose to be another
I don't f*ck for free so you can pimp and f*ck me over
Same neighbourhood you go hide and I seek
Spineless turncoat wants me to take it easy
So I smack his tongue in cheek
To fix his Ching Chong grammar
Who you calling 'B' you make my goosebumps shiver MC Stammer outrage my modesty
You the wrong man wrong place wrong dynasty
‘Tiu Lae Lo Mo’ means f*ck your Ma in Cantonese
Here's my mobile phone why don't you call the police
City of lions pull your heart strings
Better keep it real better don't sing
Everybody shouts but no one says a thing
I will take the rap and you can be the rat
And we can all be kings
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12. |
Win Some Lose Some
03:19
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Win some lose some
No use being number one
Let's just stare at the sun
Burn by fire don't run
Boy-Boy not scared Daddy got money
So why you scared
Download films from Piratebay
Better don't let people catch
Later police come find you and then aiyah sure regret
Boy-Boy study hard Daddy will buy you DVD set
Come go play water faster take your swimming cap
Tuition teacher come already with her baseball bat
Girl-Girl road got car-car make your mummy very scared
Hold my hand and cross more better
won't get heart attack
How many times must I tell you
Don't listen how you learn respect
Children nowadays very very very very very very very sad
Children nowadays very very very very very very very sad
Aiyah aiyoh everything dunno
Ah Boy why you so stupid your EQ why so low
3 plus 4 is what faster girl why you add so slow
Car bang you then how like that huh
Kill you then you know
Later watch Aksi Mat Yoyo play skateboard Nintendo
Ten-pin bowling tennis swimming fencing plus yoyo
7th Dan black belt Taekwondo still scared of Laek1yo
Sekali his ghost come find you how
Then die-die must kowtow
How many times must I tell you
No muscle how you earn respect
Children nowadays very very very very very very very scared
Children nowadays very very very very very very very scared
Win some lose some
No use being number one
Let's just stare at the sun
Burn by fire don't run
Don't come and act cute don't act tough
don't act cool don't act blur
Darling want to fall down is it wanna go hospital
Ah Girl marry Ang Moh man more better for career
Kor Kor become army officer-cum-engineer
How many times must I tell you
Don't listen how you learn lidat
Children nowadays really really really really
need one tight slap
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